Today's music rant:

Elton John claimed that the disc he is currently recording will be his last album. This was excellent news and proved that some all-powerful being loves us. Then the bastard went back on his promise. Fortunately Garth Brooks claims that the disc he is currently recording will be his last album. This is even more excellent news and can only be seen as proof of Dog (or God if you're dyslexic). If there really is a Dog, Garth will keep his promise.

Wow. A solo album from Mick Jagger. Wow. We've been waiting for this, right?

Yet another one-word-named-band, Default, is getting airplay. Heard their tune "Wasting My Time" yet? What did we do to deserve this? These lack luster lame lounge act wannabes sound like Hootie & The Blowfish. Give me a freakin' break. This is what "modern music" has become? Time to bring back Ozzy.

Other bands that suck worse than the vacuum between George W. Bush's ears:
Train
Staind
Creed
Coldplay
Radiohead
Everclear
Incubus

Exactly how many whiny 20-something female singer/songwriters with thin voices do we really need as a society?

Aerosmith in a Nissan commercial. Now *that* will sure get me to buy a new car. Yawn. Is it just me or does Steve Tyler sound like he's trying to pass a bowling ball in that spot?
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