What Viagra, Cialis, etc. Commercials Should Be

You've seen them. The commercials hawking drugs for erectile dysfunction, complete with suggestive imagery, like footballs being tossed through tires. (Sure. I see a football and immediately think "sex!". Give me a freakin' break!) Anyway, this script for an E.D. product over at Izzle pfaff from the demented mind of Skot is what all those ads should be.

ANNOUNCER VO: Turgidin. You need boners. We need money.