Republican Family Values & Bill O'Reilly

A lot of GOPers got their panties in a bunch over Whoopi Goldberg's tired old joke about the name of our President. Now we hear that the Republican National Committee has invited Kid Rock to perform at its convention. Kid Rock??!!?? Have any of these hypocrites actually bothered to listened to or look up any of the lyrics? Were they so blinded by the horrid flashing of Janet Jackson's evil breast that they forgot the bloated, scrawny, middle-aged, semi-naked white guy using a US flag as a shawl that was on screen before her Satanic performance? As a public service to the RNC, below are some "family values" lyrics from Kid Rock. Which songs do you think they'll use at the convention? Here are some to choose from:

Fuck U Blind

I'll fuck u blind bitch
I'll fuck u blind bitch
I'll fuck u blind till you just can't see no more

Wax The Booty

Wax that booty
Co-wax the booty
Freaky freaky freak with the nice size booty
Wax that booty
Co-wax the booty
I gotta freak freak so I am gonna wax her booty"


Pimp of the Nation

There's only two types of men
Pimps and John's
There's one type of bitch
And that's a ho


Killin' Brain Cells

So fuck college and a good education
All we need to learn is how to hold hands
Then we could live in peace in my homeland
God damn the way my pain swells
I spend all my time killin' brain cells
The light shed on me was a dim gleam
So I live life in a bottle of Jim Beam
Droppin' dots or sniffin' that blow black,
I go to sleep at night watchin' Kojak
Fuck hoes cuz I'm no big fag
Roll with Zig Zags like to read skin mags

Rabid attack dog Bill O'Reilly called for a boycott of Pepsi over hiring Ludacris a few years ago. He's protesting Anheiser Busch for doing the same this year. Will he have the balls to call a boycott on Republicans for using Kid Rock? Write to him at Oreilly@foxnews.com.
[Post idea and lyrics courtesy of www.patridiots.com]