Olympics strange announcement department:

"In the event of an incident, please follow the directions of the event staff. Thank you."
A child nearby asks: "Daddy, what's an incident?"

The Olympics start tomorrow! Tickets in hand for:

women's downhill
men's combined
men's & women's parallel snowboard GS
ice dancing compulsory dances
one of the medals ceremonies (with Brooks & Dunn as the concert headliner)
women's super G
men's 12.5km biathlon
women's 10km pursuit biathlon
women's slalom