Re-election Surprise Predictions

So what re-election stunt will Rove, Cheney, and Ashcroft pull in October to insure another 4 years of our current moron and liar-in-chief? October Surprise has a poll that asks people to vote on and/or suggest possible scenarios. Current results are:

Osama bin Laden captured! 38.1%
Spectacular terrorist attack on US soil! 17.8%
Vote is threatened by terrorist attacks, vote suspended due to red alert.15.5%
Diebold Election Systems fixes the vote in battleground states. 11.1%
Escalation in Israel, Iran, or North Korea. US opens a new war front. 7.4%
WMD's found in Iraq! 5.2%
US pulls out of Iraq in October, leaving the UN in charge. 5.0%

Total votes: 3140