We Got Him...Somewhere....Probably

The administration has been remarkably silent about Osama Bin Laden pretty much ever since BushCheneyRummy satisfied their collective hard-on for invading Iraq. Recently though there were a couple of well planted articles from DoD and Pentagon sources saying how we're still hot on the trail of OBL and how close we are to capturing him. So how far fetched is the idea that we already have OBL captured and on ice somewhere? Think about it. The idiot son is at his lowest approval rating, and that was before he offered up his drunken-sailor-on-a-binge idea of a budget. The non-existent WMD shit is really starting to hit the fan with the oddly prophetic phrase "failure of intelligence". The Democrats will annoint someone to go into battle, Bush's numbers will continue to slide, Kerry or Edwards will command a sizeable lead in the polls. And sometime just before the election - early October most likely - the military/pr/propaganda machine will manufacture the historic capture of OBL. The Admin will trot him out; Bush will say "We got him!"; his numbers will soar thanks to the moronic majority; he'll be reelected with huge numbers and won't need to buy the election from Diebold like he did with the Florida election commision in 2000.