1) Is Steep and Cheap rapidly becoming the disposal outlet for ugly-ass 70's style huge sunglasses?
2) Reminder: chunky, plastic, white sunglasses don't look cool on anyone, nor do they make anyone look cool. They just make the wearer look like a Joey.
3) Observation: a helmet with a helmet cam atop (so you can record every precious POV moment of your trip)....
1. instantly brands you as a touron
2. in sunlight at the right angle, casts a shadow that looks remarkably like the silhouette of a condom. (Empirically proven this past season by Guidocam(TM))